Man of the People 2

Oh dear, Ed. So short a time after Dave shot himself in the foot trying to be faux poor by jetting off to Spain on RyanAir, you have fallen into the same trap: being interviewed on a train and hoping no-one would notice you are in a first class carriage because the head rest cover had been removed. Stupid! You are the leader of the Opposition, for God's sake! People expect you to have a bit of clout, a bit of heft, a bit of (1st) class! I can think of any number of reasons why you might travel first class -space to work, security issues, hating the smell of the great unwashed - but don't try to pretend you were travelling econoclass: you will be found out and you will look all the smaller for it. Now, get back to kicking Dave'n'Nick's butt.